Pathos-based ad for a laundromat
The Locker Room
Are you tired of no one wanting to talk to you because your clothes stank?
Then drag yourself into the locker room laundromat for man stank
Where you wont be judged for smelling like a septic tank
We have 40 washer and dryer combos and are open 24 hours a day
You can also choose from a wide variety of unique manly smells like
bacon, diesel fuel exhaust, and t-bone steak
And these are just a few of over 40 different smells to choose from
I look forward to seeing come in to our store on North High St.
next to buckeye donuts and make sure to have a smell free day